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An episode of student life

Part One:

1. Try to use kettle.
2. Find kettle in sink.
3. Discover kettle is full of cold, soapy water.
4.Upon emptying kettle, discover the heating element is burnt black, and that the kettle smells like lemony fresh jif.
5. Test kettle.
6. Discover that kettle will not boil, but will warm water to slightly above room temperature.
7. Discard partially made, slightly above room temperature cup of tea.

Part two:

1. Find old kettle.
2.Marvel at the apparent great barrier reef of coral and limscale which has formed in the old kettle.
3. Make limescale-fillled hot tea.
4. Drink on mouthful of tea.
5. Discard piping hot disguting tea.

-Interval- (indicates the day passing, a trip to campus etc.)

Part three:

1. Speak to housemate one about state of kettle, learn nothing of note.
2. Speak to housemate two about state of kettle, speculate on the possibility of kettle being boiled without any water.
3. Speak to housemate three about state of kettle.
4. The scene moves into flashback of housemate three's memories...

Part four (Flashback, taking place just prior to the initial discovery of the kettle):

1. Start to make hot chocolate while very thirsty and tired.
2. Decide that heating milk in a saucepan takes ages.
3. Place milk in kettle and switch on.
4. Wait 5 seconds
5. Panic, as kettle explodes in anger, milk flies up in the air and burns onto the heating element in the kettle.
6. Attempt to fix kettle by washing it in the sink, fill it up wasshing up liquid and try to boil it again.
7. Give up and go to bed, leaving kettle in the sink.

FIN.

Cricket is wierd

As I understand it, England beat Australia last time round, so we are better than them and will continue to do so until the end of time. It's not going to work if we keep trying to deal with the australia attack with shots like this:

I went out last night

Now I have a kind of headache and funny tummy, I can't think that the two are connected though...

I think this post has the best comment I've ever concocted.

Copy and paste this into your address bar:

http://hayleycornwell.com/2006/11/21/facebook-the-new-myspace/

I can do clickable links, but I don't want to.

Yesterday, doing my coursework.

I did coursework yesterday. This entailed cleaning the windows, tidying and dusting the lounge, doing washing, tidying my room, cutting out the pictures from the newspaper and sticking them up on my wall, having two showers, classifying the music on my computer, three games of pro evo, watched Celtic beat Man U, had three beers, debated with Duff whether religious organisations should be tax exempt or not, learned how to IRC and watched two episodes of peep show.

Too much to do. Everything is crap.

My room is messy, so I've got to tidy and clean it. I have to tidy and clean the lounge as it's my turn on the rota. The house is dirty because noone else has done their cleaning from the last weekend yet. On top of this I've got two lots of coursework to do before the 16th of December. Everything is crap.

Ipswich 3 Norwich 1

Legwinski, woah! Legwinski, woah! He scored against the scum, he'll score another one.

I am now officially in a good mood until at least April because of the fantastical victory over Norwich. Nothing's gonna bring me down.